Just Call Me Leo

I can’t do it today because today is the Forth Of July, but as soon as the courts open Monday morning, I intend to file and have my name legally changed.

For the past couple of days I’ve been treading water waiting to hear from Donald to find out whether or not he can restore my old computer hard drive.

What I do next depends on what he says.

I’m sorting out where my life, as far as work is concerned, should go from here.

I’ve decided to be rich.

That’s how I came up with this name change idea.

It will be hard to fit my new name in full on a book jacket, should I continue to write. A few inconveniences always come with fortune.

But with all my wealth, I’ll manage.

So, come Monday morning, I’ll be sitting on the courthouse steps waiting for the doors to open.

I’ll file to have my name legally changed to – get this -- Leona Helmsley’s Favorite Dog.

Oh, if you haven’t been following the news, in her will the late hotel heiress Leona Helmsley left Eight Billion Dollars to dogs.

As soon as my name change goes through, I’ll petition the courts for my money.

But I won’t get swell headed; after Monday, you may call me Leo for short..