Congratulations To The New Mother
Saturday my wife birthed a brand new infant.
I am not the father.
It happened like this:
While I mowed grass, Ginny weeded our cactus garden. As she weeded, she spotted a teeny, tiny white thing she thought was a pebble. When she picked it up to examine it more closely, the little egg suddenly popped open in her hand and a baby lizard jumped out.
This so startled Ginny that she gave a little squeak and the new lizard jumped from her hand and darted off into the cactus bed.
I hard her cry and rushed over to see what was wrong.
I never actually saw the baby myself.
Ginny says he looks just like his father — whoever that may be.
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posted by John Cowart @ 7:30 AM
5 Comments:
Happy birthday to the newest member of your family - yet another July birthday to celebrate!!
hee hee - a lovely story with which to start my day! Thank you :)
A baby lizard, really? What are the chances of witnessing that.
Really funny. We have lots of lizzies around here but never seen an egg
This post is so funny! That is kind of freaky that the lizard hatched at the very moment Ginny picked it up.
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