Guess Who?

Guess who, only yesterday, boasted that he intended to stop writing blog postings about medical stuff for the next few months?

Guess who helped rescue two large dogs back on March 27^th?

Guess who — out of the kindness of his heart and the dumbness of his head — volunteered to clean up the dog yard yesterday?

Guess who avoided stepping in dog shit but instead stepped on a board with a long rusty nail which penetrated his shoe and punctured his foot?

Guess who hobbled home to soak his bleeding foot in bleach water?

Guess who had to go to Dr. Woody’s office for an unscheduled visit?

Guess who needed a tetanus shot?

Guess who hobbled out of Dr. Woody’s office to the parking lot?

Guess who felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to find Dr. Woody himself had chased him down outside to bring him back into the office for an extra precautionary x-ray?

Guess who has to take three different antibiotics, Sulfameth/trimethoprim, Amox-Clav, and Avelox?

Guess who Dr. Woody said may have to go the emergency room this weekend if the foot shows signs of infection?

Guess who is thinking about that Scripture which says, “Boast not thyself of tomorrow, for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth”?

Guess who is grateful for the excellent care he’s received from so many medical people recently?

Guess who feels like a bumbling idiot, ridiculous and embarrassed this morning?